Your Highness: Best. Quest. Ever.

Your highnessThis deserves a mention, if for nothing else than the use of these words in the press release. ‘See them face all sorts of obstacles including a giant hand snake, well endowed minotaurs, Dwarf Queens, magic mother fuckers and wacked out wise wizards’. This looks like it could be a work of genius or a massive turd.

James Franco and Danny McBride play brothers, one of which slays dragons and all that knightly stuff, the other is a lazy ass. When Zooey Deschanel’s character Belladonna is kidnapped, both brothers are called into action to save her from an evil wizard. Natalie Portman kicks ass too.

In Cinemas from April 13th. Check out the official movie website