I’m aiming to do this in 50 words or less.
So this ‘comedy/parody’ of the Twilight saga is in fact shite. I managed to watch 40 minutes of Vampires Sucks, it has one half decent joke about the Black Eyed Peas. Vampire Sucks was a waste of time and energy and just imagine how many small independent films could have been made with its budget.
Do yourself a favour, spend your ten euro on something else.
It sucks!
If you must here’s a trailer: You don’t need to watch the movie now.