The Big Bang Theory Competition

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I’ve managed to get hold of a copy of Season One of The Big Bang Theory on DVD, which can be yours!

All you have to do is leave a comment, with a joke after this post and the comment with the best joke wins the 3 DVD set.

Haven’t Heard of The Big Bang Theory? The story follows Sheldon and Leonard, two nerdy physicists who get a new neighbour when Penny moves in across the hall. Add fellow nerds Raj and Howard to the mix and you get some extremely socially awkward moments..

Remember all you have to do is make me laugh as much as Sheldon does!

Do your worst!

Competition Closes Feb 8th 2010

Comments

comments

  • nessy

    So Joe and Aimee picked the winner.. ‘we liked the wino one’ so congrats Kev you’re the winner!

  • nessy

    I’m getting an independent observer to choose the winner – I can’t decide…

  • nessy

    Competition is now closed… Winners announced tomorrow

  • Fiona

    The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialled the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper. “Hello ? ”

    Is your Daddy home?” he asked. “Yes,” whispered the small voice. “May I talk with him?” The child whispered, “No.” Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your Mummy there?” “Yes.” “May I talk with her?” Again the small voice whispered, ” No .”

    Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, “Is anybody else there?” “Yes,” whispered the child, “a policeman.”

    Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked, “May I speak with the policeman?” “No, he’s busy, ” whispered the child. “Busy doing what?” “Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman,” came the whispered answer.

    Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the phone’s handset, the boss asked, “What is that noise?” “A helicopter, ” answered the whispering voice.

    “What is going on there?” demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered, “The search team just landed a helicopter .” Alarmed, concerned, and a little frustrated the boss asked, “What are they searching for?”

    Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle… “ME”

  • Funny joke!

  • Aisling

    John went to the back, asking for a loan of €250,000 because he wanted to start his own business.
    “What’s your business plan?”, asked the bank manager.
    “I want to start my own cheese business”, John replied, “i was thinking of calling it Mitchelstown Cheese”
    “I’m afraid that’s already a well established cheese company, John, why don’t you come back to me when you have a better plan”, the bank manager said.
    The following week, John returned to the bank, looking for a loan of €750,000.
    “What’s your plan now, you’re looking for more money?”, the bank manager asked
    “Yes, i’ve come up with a better idea. I’m going to move to Wales and start Snowdonia Cheese, that’s why i need the extra money, to get myself set up over there”
    “I’m afraid there’s already a Snowdonia Cheese, John, you need something new, something nobody else has come up with”, the bank manager replied.
    “Okay” said John, and he went on his way.
    The following week, John came back to the bank manager, this time looking for €1,000,000. “What is it this time? It better be good if you’re looking for €1,000,000” the bank manager asked. “Yes, i have it now”, says John. “I’m moving to Israel”
    “Israel?” the bank manager asks. “Why Israel?”
    “I’ve got the perfect company, but need to move there in order to build it up”, John replies
    “Oh? What’s it called?”, the bank manager asks
    “Cheeses of Nazareth”, smiles John

  • Kev McCabe

    I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, “Dude, you have to wait.”

  • Ciara Gannon

    What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor “Where’s my tractor?” Oh the hilarity : )

  • Ciaran With The Hair

    Dean and I were doing a roofing job together on top of a forty story building. He started talking crazy that day and he goes, “I can’t take it man.” Then he got up on the ledge and he jumped. Just after he jumped I look down and I noticed that trampoline emporium was having a sidewalk sale that day. Dean landed right on one of the trampolines, bounced back up forty stories to where I was standing and just as he floated up he said to me; “You know, I think a lot of your joke premises are contrived and hard to believe.”

  • Doctor Doctor, I have ice cream and jelly in my ear?

    You’re not eating properly
    😛

  • Sean C

    Why should you eat babybel at Christmas?

    ..coz christmas is all abou baby cheeses

  • Sarah Courtney

    Whats the best thing about twenty seven year olds?

    There’s twenty of them..

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